Odysseus (Ulysses) sailed by, bound tightly to the mast, while his men blocked their ears with wax. The Sirens were so distressed to see a man hear their song and still escape that they threw themselves into the sea and drowned.

Our dauntless President, has also tied himself to the mast of the ship of state, to protect his men from the sirens who have descended on the Potomac to shipwreck our patriarchy and established a gynecocracy government, not a matriarchy because these bird-women don’t want to be mothers.