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Patriarchy or a Gynecocracy?

Odysseus (Ulysses) sailed by, bound tightly to the mast, while his men blocked their ears with wax. The Sirens were so distressed to see a man hear their song and still escape that they threw themselves into the sea and drowned. Our dauntless President, has also tied himself to the mast of the ship of […]

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Harpies from Hades

The hags from Hades have ascended upon the Capitol to harass good Republican men. Fight on, heroic President Trump and drive the viragoes back into the abyss, as you did with Queen Hillary. We can’t let these Harpies and Furies destroy our homes, ruin our wives and debase our country.

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Larry Bird and Donald Trump

Donald J. Trump is to politics what Larry Bird was to basketball. When Bird played at my Alma Mater, he was regarded at the greatest white guy to ever play the game, his teammates were average in skills but good team players. Bird was the master of the pivot. The key to pivoting is to […]

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